Personalized Drink Because You Are Happy Bottle Opener

• Leatherette-bound bottle opener
• Funny, insightful quote by G.K. Chesterton
• Includes personalization, two initials
• Humorous piece for the kitchen or man-cave
• Designed and produced exclusively by The Catholic Company

A useful kitchen tool that provides some humorous wisdom from 20th-century Catholic writer G.K. Chesterton, this classy piece provides food for thought as you open a bottle of your favorite beverage. The pointed quote reads: “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” Included personalization is two initials, one above and one below the bold line. This unique piece makes a fantastic gift for a college graduation or any occasion.

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