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Catholic Humor Dish Towels - Set of 2
Catholic Humor Dish Towels - Set of 2

Catholic Humor Dish Towels - Set of 2

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This set of two Catholic Humor Dish Towels adds a cheerful touch to any kitchen with playful phrases like "Don't make me have to go to Confession" and "Lucky for you I'm Catholic. I will offer it up." Exclusively from The Catholic Company, these 100% cotton towels are perfect for brightening up chores and make a delightful gift for anyone with a sense of humor. See more...

Product information
  • Set of two cheerful dish towels
  • "Don't make me have to go to Confession."
  • "Lucky for you I'm Catholic. I will offer it up."
  • Light-hearted Catholic kitchen humor
  • Designed and produced exclusively by The Catholic Company
These light-hearted dish towels help you get the drying done, while also bringing a touch of humor to the Catholic kitchen. One reads "Lucky for you I'm Catholic. I will offer it up," and the other reads "Don't make me have to go to Confession." A handy accessory that's sure to get a chuckle out of both Catholic and non-Catholic friends, this makes a fun gift idea for moms, dads, or priests.



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SKU: 9890375

  • Set of 2 dish towels
  • 17 x 30 inches
  • 100% cotton
  • Tumble Dry
  • Machine Wash

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Delivers by: Jul 10 - 13

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 21 reviews.

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Review topics: ["gift","towel","laugh"].

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Catholic Dish Towels

"Perfect gift for my chef."

— Francine J. (5/5)

Need for CONFESSION may be pending…& current TRIBULATION of value in that I can “OFFER IT UP” as act of redemptive suffering❗️

"Both towels serve as a needed reminder, couched in a refreshing patina of humor, of our (me & live-in brother) Blessings of Catholicism. For non-Catholic husband? Not so much…explanation was needed. Hilarious regardless."

— Emilia R. (5/5)

"These will make you smile! Heard one or both of these a lot growing up."

— Pamela (5/5)

I think they are humorous

"I think they are humorous but also thought provoking."

— EARLINE D. (5/5)

Fun find

"Purchased this item as a humorous birthday gift. It was well received. Thank you."

— Sheryl B. (5/5)

Funny and nice quality!

"Funny and nice quality!"

— KRISTIN S. (5/5)

Nice novelty item. Made for

"Nice novelty item. Made for a cute Christmas gift."

— PETER D. (5/5)

Perfect Kitchen Splash

"Exactly what I was wanting. Funny, fun decor."

— Steph F. (5/5)

Humor towels

"Fun gift!"

— MARY P. (5/5)

WONDEERFUL!!

"GREAT FOR CHRISTMAS GIFT"

— PATTI P. (5/5)

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