Catholic Humor Dishtowels & Apron Gift Set - 3 Pieces
- Fun gift set featuring 3 practical kitchen essentials with a joyful Catholic twist
- Two of our best-selling white dish towels with our own brand of bold Catholic humor ("Don't make me have to go to Confession." & "Lucky for you I'm Catholic. I will offer it up.")
- Matching apron featuring the Confession quote
- Perfect Catholic gift for moms, dads, priests, or friends
- Designed and produced exclusively at The Catholic Company
Here at The Catholic Company, we have a great time leaning into what we believe, so we had way too much fun designing this exclusive gift set for your home.
Our best selling dish towels and matching apron bring our own quirky (but always truthful!) sense of Catholic humor right into your kitchen.
Our gift set includes two white cotton dish towels—one with the cheeky reminder: “Lucky for you, I’m Catholic. I will offer it up,” and the other boldly proclaiming, tongue-in-cheek: “Don’t make me have to go to Confession.”
To round it out, we've added our apron, featuring the same Confession quote design, so you can cook, clean, and serve with a smile, even if your guests are challenging! Count on our creative team to help you keep your kitchen tidy and your conscience clear.
Not only do these pieces make drying, cooking, and kitchen clean-up more fun, but they also share a joyful, lighthearted witness to the Faith. They’re sure to spark amusement, and knowing glances, from Catholics and non-Catholics alike.
Our distinctive gift set is perfect for young adults, moms, dads, priests, or anyone who spends time in the kitchen. It's our little way of helping you sanctify your daily duties—one dish at a time—with a scoop of faith, a cup of joy, and a healthy portion of Catholic wit.
SKU: 9890397
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